just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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