So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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