I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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