The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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