Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
so much tequila, so little girl.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass š¤·š¼āāļø
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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