I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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