CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
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