he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i barfeds in our rink
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Randomize
