"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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