Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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