i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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