Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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