hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Enjoy the penises
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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