I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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