is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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