I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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