We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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