when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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