I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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