Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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