Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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