can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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