even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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