We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
