Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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