Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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