We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
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