adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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