Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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