Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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