Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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