I wanna bring you to show and tell
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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