Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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