what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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