We're like a lot better than the average bears
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Randomize
