My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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