It's like God shit irony all over that family
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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