only you would photoshop your dick
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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