you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
