We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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