Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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