I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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