I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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