ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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