Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I faked an abortion last night.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Two words: nipple clamps
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