Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
My boob is missing a layer of skin
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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