It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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