Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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