My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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