What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Can I color on your dick again?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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